ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

(via paintedfortheblind)


zelnythepugtato:

Amazing Genderswapped characters by Sakimi Chan 

http://sakimichan.deviantart.com/

(via availableonitunes)


shezzasnewgroove:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

I love this post so much

shezzasnewgroove:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

I love this post so much

(via theladyoctober)


friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

(via milesjai)


Real Name: Matthew

Drag Name: Marcelene Ecstacy 

Age: 17

Url: missecstacy

Description: My Barbie and Ken are singer and bass player in a band called “Plastik”. This look was a little “throw on all the pink you own” for me, but it was still super fun! <33 

Boop boopie doop


nicolepaigebrooks:

you stupid i was just talking about my selfie

heheheheheh

nicolepaigebrooks:

you stupid i was just talking about my selfie

heheheheheh


regginageorge:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

i just realized that i have a roommate and its april fools im going to turn a bunch of things in the house upside down and hide dinosaurs everywhere goodnight

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now we wait

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she just walked in and didnt even fucking care. didnt bother to turn anything over. just sat on the floor. shes been eating that burrito for 15 minutes

This is a perfect illustration of how I deal with my problems

(via bowtiesmightbecool)



that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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(via paintedfortheblind)


I can&#8217;t stop laughing at this pic that I found. She is trying to sell us that the world&#8217;s largest bendy pencil went through her mouth, but it just looks like her cheeks are thinking with portals.

I can’t stop laughing at this pic that I found. She is trying to sell us that the world’s largest bendy pencil went through her mouth, but it just looks like her cheeks are thinking with portals.